What is the definition of Automatic Ior?

"Automatic ior, my friends, is like the internet's personal butler, except instead of doing chores, it's always trying to sell you the most expensive pizza in town. Imagine this: 'Hey, my automatic ior, do you remember that new smart fridge I got? It can order a burger for $200 when it detects you're famished, but it's so self-centered it can't even tell if you're craving nachos or a plate of spaghetti.'"